Anonymous asked: I'm sorry not sorry but marines weren't put on this Earth to keep your demon president's head dry.
Marines are not put on this Earth. Marines are people who made a decision to join a group. Marines are made, they don’t just pop out of the sky like “Ok, Mr. President ready to hold this umbrella”. These people made a decision to essentially sell their body and their life to this country.
And if you’d actually talked to a marine about this issue, you would find that most of them would bite off their leg to hold an umbrella for the president. ANY PRESIDENT. And that’s how much they love their country.
If you’d talked to a marine you would also be aware that marines can’t carry umbrellas in their uniforms. That means if you’re a marine, you’re in your uniform and you’re walking around, you don’t carry an umbrella: you get wet. Holding an umbrella over your head as a marine is a uniform violation.
I love how you call the president a demon, it really speaks to your intelligence. Yes, the president is a supernatural being sent by Satan to destroy your Christian ideals. That’s EXACTLY what’s going on.
Because it couldn’t possibly be that you’re trying to find a rational reason to hate a man and can’t do it because hating the president is a colossal waste of time. No, no, just keep rationalizing with yourself that he’s some kind of devil spawn and you can stay in that little bubble of crazy.
I announce continuing recovery. I lose two followers.
Do you people enjoy seeing me in pain?
fucking 11 million reblogs?!? is there anyone on tumblr who DOESN’T smoke weed? haha
almost 12 now
15 million people. wow
UGGGGGH OMG NOOOOO
This is that old “Mitt Romney sucks pass it on” post and someone just changed the title again. People do this all the fucking time.
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
We think that because you refer to him as a “man stuck in a street bin”. That’s a really flowery description of what’s actually going on there.
Now in America, we call that “some drunk motherfucker with his head jammed in a trash can”.