If you don’t like me geeking the fuck out, why do you even follow me?

(Source: do-not-feed-the-drug-child)

Anonymous asked: omg star trek is stupid get a fuckin life

Star Trek is only stupid to people who are too stupid to understand it. 

While I’m on the topic, why don’t we think about some of the modern advancements we wouldn’t have if Star Trek hadn’t thought of it first. 

• compact discs
• stem cell research 
• iPads and iPhones (Geordi’s is pink)
• MIT has a tractor beam
• PERSONAL COMPUTERS 
• Portable computer memory
• earpieces
• GPS-capable devices
• plasma screens 
• cell phones
• Apple’s Quick Time player
• webcams

YOU’RE WELCOME. 

Anonymous asked: what are forehead ridges?

Really? Is it not self-explanatory? They’re RIDGES that go onto your FOREHEAD. 

It would make me look like a klingon, which would make me more imposing, which would satisfy my goal to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

Because, honestly, would you want to fuck with a very imposing Klingon? I thought not.